Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy Birthday America

I haven't completely abandoned you, precious baby blog. Just forgot to pick you up after soccer...

Today is one of my favorite holidays- the 4th of July. It's a holiday devoted to booze, boats and blowing your hands off with Roman Candles. Let's leave the fireworks to the professionals, shall we?

I've got to go get my drink on so I'll keep this post short and sweet. In honor of America's birthday I hope your moms get drunk and do the only dance they seem to know- the twist.

Did you know there is a wiener dog for all occasions?
They are so versatile.

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