Things I've been thinking about today

I know there is a heaven because I was recently told that there is a Moe's connected to a Starbucks in Mobile, AL. Gotta love a one stop shop.

I think it would be funny for someone to say, "Release the Kraken!" instead of just asking a guy to take his pants off. May add this to my repertoire.

It is inappropriate how I feel about Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner.

Why not both?

I wonder how many crappy chick flicks I can watch today before I want to hurl myself into oncoming traffic. I'm thinking three- tops.

Does anyone remember that rule in "language arts" where you're not supposed to start a sentence with "I"? I am to much of a narcissist to follow this anymore.

Why is my cell phone not closer? Wingardium Leviosaaaaaa!