Normally, I'd rather listen to the Spanish Mariachi station than to listen to a morning talk radio show but today I left it on (my roommates are out of town so it was nice to feel like someone was there talking to me). They were discussing different topics like gambling and bar etiquette, you know, all the important topics. What oil spill?
Then they dropped a bomb on me. The conversation turned to women who had never EVER in their lives had an orgasm. Bless their hearts. I can't even imagine. I feel about these women almost the same way I feel about abandoned pets and skin and bones children with flies on their faces. Why isn't anyone doing anything to help them?
The point to the discussion was to talk about a new drug called the "G-Shot". It's a shot that is designed to stimulate the G-Spot (not Gallette's) so they have a better chance at achieving an orgasm. However, this shot can cost up to $2,500 and most women don't just have this lying around especially to spend on something to shove up their lady parts.
That's why I came up with the brilliant idea of starting an organization that does fundraising for women who have been living orgasm-less. There will be telethons and commercials with Katie Morgan as the spokesperson that show pictures of sad women that make you want to cry and adopt them.
This idea is right up there with Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
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