despite my maturity level, I am not a tween. Or even a teenager for that matter. I am a full-blown 20-something, college graduate. So why do I still have a celebrity crush on Sean Faris so passionate that it is borderline rivaling the love I had for Jonathan Taylor Thomas circa Elementary School?
My one-sided affair with JTT wasn't just any 5th grade girl with braces crush. This was L-O-V-E love. I stuck with him through a butt cut and gay rumors. I had a conniption when Happy chewed up one of my 500 posters of him that came un-stickered (Yeah that's right... stickers. Not tape.) from the wall. But eventually I grew out of it and moved on to bigger and better things. Like Brian Littrell.
So why haven't I "outgrown" Sean Faris yet?
Probably because I know about the birds and the bees now and all the potential a hot bod like his holds.
Hey Sean, you be the bird and I'll be the bee.
Bzzz.
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