i whip my hair back and forth

Please take a few minutes to feast your eyes on Willow Smith's music video for "I Whip My Hair".

• First of all, someone named Willow should be a little more flower child/tree huggy/I live in my car-esque and the only reason to whip your hair would be to get the stench out of it from not showering.
  
• One Rihanna is enough.
  
• At first I thought it was strange that it looked like they were all in a mental institution but once she dipped her hair in paint and started to sling it everywhere it seemed to fit. Side Note: please don't dip your hair in paint and sling it on me. I won't be as excited as these mental patients seem to be.
  
• If you don't think you can make it through the whole video, fast foward to 3:04. BOOM! Baby out of nowhere.
  
• If you can wait a little longer... BOOM! Grandma doing splits out of nowhere.
• Maybe it's because I'm not 12 but I think this video missed the mark on being trendy and shocking. You'd think that the Fresh Prince could have given her some pointers.

I prefer this video.