Weekend Update

First and foremost I would like to redact everything I said previously about wanting to kill Rob on his birthday. I'm sorry man- I tend to get a little emotional sometimes. I also want to apologize for missing out on the festivities because I was AT THE KINGS OF LEON CONCERT!!!

Friday afternoon, after two and a half hours of conference calls, my boss mentioned to me that he and his wife (my other boss) were going to the KOL concert that night with some clients of ours. He knew I was a fan due to my "Sex on Fire" ringtone going off at lunch one day (oops) and asked if a friend and I would like to go. Um, duh.

Later that night, I experienced amazingness from a suite filled with free alcohol. Working at a radio station definitely has it's perks. Sure I could get my drink on while dancing my ass off but this was also a time to network- and by network I mean see my superiors get completely shitfaced and be inappropriate.

It was my bosses' 5th wedding anniversary and after a long day, my boss "Kelly" was ready to do shots even before getting to the suite. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent). At least we got the whole "peeing in front of your boss" thing out of the way. Wait- what? That would never normally come up in a work relationship? I'm new at this; I had no idea. There was a bathroom in the suite so we didn't have to go far once the seal was broken. Closer to the end of the night, I was headed towards the bathroom when Kelly said, "I'll go with you!" I stopped and thought for a second that this was probably inappropriate but by the time I decided for sure that it was inappropriate, she was already mid pee. So that happened.

I would like to give a personal shout out and thanks to those who took one for the team and were "those girls". I don't know who you were but thank you. You made me look dead sober. Thank you for slamming your hipster boots on the seats in front of you, grinding your vagina on the glass railing and getting escorted out after only an hour. Also thanks to Manny "The Jet" Rodriguez who for someone who really "isn't into KOL" seemed to be channeling their energy for his interpretive dance. He introduced himself to me 14 times. In a related story, I changed my name 14 times.

Today was especially nice watching Matty Ice beat down the 49ers. Tomorrow night is our first flag football game. Carly and I are pumped and ready to grab some flags. Go Devil Dogs!! Stay tuned for those shenanigans.