I have a new room mate. His name is Steve. Well, that is just what I call him because he is in my bathroom living in my sink and I can call him whatever I want because he is not paying rent. On second thought, if we go by that rule, that means my parents can call me whatever they want and I'm not comfortable with that... or paying rent.
You can't really tell from this picture but Steve is HUGE! My sink is just bigger making him look small but trust me, he's a biggin. I thought about turning on the water to try and drown him but then I remembered the movie Arachnophobia and decided against it. (Remember when they all come out the shower faucet? Yikes.)
I know you're probably asking, "Why don't you just kill it?" Well, I'll answer your question with another question, "Do ya KNOW me!?" I have been brought up to know that it is the "man's job to kill the bug" and since we have more spiders laying around the house than men, Steve will live to see another day.
Until Daddy gets home.
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