Whoever decided that new episodes of Jersey Shore and Project runway would come on at the same time should be forced to watch Leap Year until they can't take it anymore. (So, pretty much one time.) I was in quite the predicament earlier. How can you expect me to make a decision like that? Luckily MTV made the decision for me by treating me to a bonus episode of the Shore! It felt like Christmas morning, yall.
Jersey Shore is hands down the best show MTV has ever made besides Undressed. Don't pretend like you didn't watch it like soft core porn in middle school. Needless to say I was very disappointed when I got to college only to realize there were no co-ed bathrooms. Bummer.
If by some chance you ever go to the Jersey Shore you have to have the right vocabulary. Here are a few phrases that will be sure to make you blend right in considering you have already GTL'd for the day.
-bro
-honestly (usually used alongside bro)
-disrespect
-f*ck
-stalked his/her, my/your life
-the business
-vibe/vibin
-situation
-bastard (pronounced bastid as in "stumpy bastid")
Example: Honestly bro, this is this situation. I was vibin with this juice head (bonus phrase!) but then the bastid started to stalk my life tryna get to the f*cking business. So disrespectful. BAM!
Another thing you should know is never tell a guido you can't have sex until you're married. You will not only kill a lifetime of boners but you will become a grenade and that is the LAST thing you want to be.
I just got a little teary-eyed watching the preview for the season finale. If MTV knows what's good for their ratings they will bring them or at least this show back for another season. Because let's be honest, how many more Real World/Road Rules challenges can I channel surf over?
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