First of all, I just want to apologize for pulling a "Weezy". I come in here, complain about how he never updates his blog when he has nothing better to do and then I go MIA for 3 weeks. And I also apologize for not making a buttseks joke when wanting to know about Weezy's jailish activities. I don't know how I missed that.
I've had a lot of important thoughts while I was AWOL. Important things like how cool it would be if the Black Eyed Peas did a song with Meatloaf. Or if Lady Gaga and the GooGoo Dolls went on tour together. I've wondered what rock Justin Timberlake has crawled under and who the hell does Adam Garcia from American Idol remind me of? I don't know where Timberlake is but I did finally figure out why Adam Garcia looked so familiar.
This is Adam Garcia:

This is who he reminds me of if he took his glasses off:

You know, Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too but look what he accomplished. Chin up cowboy.
Aren't you guys so glad you bugged me about updating?
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