g.n.o do's and don'ts

Friday night's GNO was a success to say the least. It turned out that my 4-inch heels were more of an issue than the cold. (Also an issue... Auburn fans.) Based on Friday night's shenanigans I've come up with a list of do's and don'ts for your nights out on the town.

Do:

• go out in odd numbers when possible. When you go out in a group of even numbers, people start to pair off into their own conversations and eventually you get split up. It's more fun when you stick together and don't have to spend most of your time searching for the other members of your party.
• wear an over the shoulder/across the body purse. It leaves your hands free to hold your drink while taking a shot and also prevents you from losing your purse after too many.
• bring your camera. There's nothing better than waking up hungover and being able to say that it was worth it. Plus, it will fill in the blanks.
• leave together. No girl left behind!

Don't:

• find a guy with braids, push them over his ear and scream, "WHAT?". It's 50/50 he'll find it funny. If he does find it funny, he'll stop you on the way out, you'll swap life stories, he'll put his number in your phone and invite you over to watch some "good ass movies."
• go over to his house and watch some "good ass movies".
• repeatedly scream, "Don't eat the berries!" to a dude in a puffy vest who looks like Alexander Supertramp. It's only funny the first 2 times.
• palm someone in the face Dave Chappelle-slow-motion-club-scene style.
• answer the question of, "How long has it been since I've see you?" with, "Not long enough".
• get into it with an Aub. You will only make him feel stupid and his friends will buy you shots.

If you only listen to one piece of advice from me let it be this: For a great time, DO all of these Don'ts.